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Gem Show!

Monstrous geode, Dude!

Monstrous geode, Dude!

Originally posted 1/10/2013

The gem show at Quartzsite is heady stuff for anyone who likes to gawk at rocks, gemstones and jewelry. There are people with tents of all sizes hawking everything from barrels of rocks to vases made from solid rock. Some of it is pretty neat, being handmade by the artist. Much of it is things like large pieces of transparent amber imported from around the world. And much of it is simply purchased carved products unpacked from cartons originating in Read more…

It’s Up!

One of many valet parking stations at the toney Biltmore Fashion Center in Phoenix.

One of many valet parking stations at the toney Biltmore Fashion Center in Phoenix.

Originally posted 12/19/2012

No surprise, the iMac is back on its feet after a day trip to Mac Service Experts in Phoenix. They replaced the defective Seagate HDD under Apple warranty and restored it using my backup drive, again at no charge. Word on the street is that even Seagate’s replacement drives are occasionally failing, which in my guess places Apple in a difficult and potentially costly position. I’m hoping that they change HDD suppliers, but that’s just me.

While waiting, I went out for breakfast, hit a local Ace Hardware for some tubing for a future fresh water tank filter install, and toured the nearby Biltmore Fashion Center. It’s a bit like the Oakbrook Shopping Center in Illinois, but with less open space between the rows of stores. The South side is packed with valet stations and gated validation parking areas, so I wedged the F-250 into a slot in the freeform riff-raff parking on the  Read more…

The Painted Desert Inn

Originally posted 12/11/2012

The Desert Inn was originally built in 1919 from petrified wood and clay.

The Desert Inn was originally built in 1919 from petrified wood and clay.

Originally posted 12/11/2012

When the Painted Desert Inn inside what is now the Petrified Forest National Park was first built in 1919, the site was “unappropriated federal land”, and Lore was essentially a squatter. However, the Homestead Act of 1862 allowed people to claim a federal land grant once residency was established. Magnanimity was not the core motivation here. The Homestead Act was actually a pre-war struggle between slaveholding and free states to extend their own type of territory. The economic advantages of using groups of slaves in farming represented a competitive threat to northern “free soil” farmers who had to pay for their help, and they wanted the further extension of slavery stopped. The territories now known as the Western states were developed as free soil states under the Homestead Act only because the Southern states seceded in 1861, and so stopped blocking its passage by the Northern Congressmen.

The reconstruction of the Painted Desert Inn in the late 1930s.

The reconstruction of the Painted Desert Inn in the late 1930s.

Lore registered his inn under the Homestead Act in 1924 with the nickname of Stone Treehouse. It was very different from the Desert Inn that followed it, having its main entrance facing the desert view rather than the access road as used today. Subsequent reconstruction has left the original entrance intact though, in the same way that the “Brickyard”, the Indianapolis 500 racetrack, has left a yard-wide strip of the original 1909 brick paving exposed at its start/finish line. round this this entrance in back, the original stacked petrified wood construction can be Read more…

The Crystal Forest

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Originally posted 12/9/2012

The Crystal Forest area of the Petrified Forest National Park is not the only one containing petrified logs, but it is the best and the most accessible one. There is a narrow paved path looping through it. I think the pictures say it all, but experiencing the Crystal Forest in person puts in on an entirely different level. The theory is that a huge area of water flow through a primordial forest eventually caused a vast logjam to accumulate, and this is the end result.

This looks like a shot down into a distant valley, but it's actually just the ground below my feet.

This looks like a shot down into a distant valley, but it’s actually just the ground below my feet.

Actually, it’s only a portion of the end result. In 1853, a military surveyor arrived and wrote that one of the tree trunks “measured ten feet in diameter”. That’s long gone. A steady stream of visitors and commercial interests have looted  Read more…

Roadside Vistas

Sunrise at the Petrified Forest National Park.

Sunrise at the Petrified Forest National Park.

Originally posted 12/5/2012

Tuesday, October 23rd was my first full day of touring the Petrified Forest National Park. I’ve mentioned the driving views from the road that goes through the park. Maybe it’s the economic depression that we don’t officially have, but not many people are at the park these days. I’m told that the prime season ended in September. At any rate, traffic along the roadway is almost nonexistent. For the sake of really taking in the scenery, that’s good, because there are very few places to stop at roadside, since there’s no room for a gravel shoulder. When you want to stop and gawk or take a holiday snap, you have to barely drop two wheels off, or just stop as-is. Either way, you’re blocking your lane. With no one in sight for several minutes, this is not an imposition.

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But the view is always worth the stop, however awkward. I’m just going to paste a few pics here, but take note that the park road contains much, much better – they were located in a potentially dangerous section of roadway as it wound tightly up and down between badlands hills. With no place to stop safely, I have the memories, but no photos.

 

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Below is a closeup of the one above. The badlands areas are fascinating because they challenge our sense of scale. The mounds and gullies often look like an aircraft view of mountains and valleys, even up close. An HO-scale model railroader would go nuts in here.

 

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This is why it seems an absurdity to me to try to blow through this park in an hour and then say, “Yeah, been there.” Safe or unsafe, you have to stop.

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During the day, I headed nearly all the way up to the north end of the park to see where old Route 66 went through. The road wasn’t there any more, but the telephone poles were.

This is where old Route 66 passed through the park.

This is where old Route 66 passed through the park.

A railroad still passes through near the location of the old highway. The Park claims not to have torn out the highway, which despite appearances is so because the unused power poles are still there. I have no idea of whether this section of 66 was ever paved, so it’s possible that it was simply grown over, but I would have expected to see some remnants asphalt.

An early Ford perched on cinder blocks commemorates the location of the highway.

An early Ford perched on cinder blocks commemorates the location of the highway.

Actually, this “Mother Road” of song and TV show, had a mother. It was the National Old Trails Highway, also called the Ocean-to-Ocean Highway. It went from New York to Los Angeles, pieced together from parts of the Cumberland Road, Santa Fe Trail, railroad track frontages, ancient American Indian trails, plus some new connecting pieces. So Route 66 was merely the most recent incarnation, taking on sections of various dirt tracks, the N.O.T.H. included. If you were driving through prior to 1926, you wouldn’t be on Route 66, since it hadn’t been commissioned yet. I’m not certain you’d be on the National Old Trails Highway here, either. I suspect that this particular section originated as a railroad track frontage road, because the nearest piece of National Old Trails Highway converted to 66 has been described as starting further westward, at Las Vegas, NM and running to the Pacific.

There’s not much point in being pedantic about it though. Parts of Route 66 were swapped around since its beginning, and trying to retrace the old road in a nostalgic drive can be problematic, and not just because of collapsed bridges, torn up sections, a ton of dead ends, and privately-owned land. In some areas, you face a choice of which of three routes of Route 66 you wish to follow. It ain’t easy because, except for commercial signage inside some towns, none of it is marked in any way, and the original path has frequently been obliterated in order to cross over or act as a frontage road to the Interstate that replaced it. Business is business, and Federal and State DOTs don’t have much of a sense of nostalgia when new construction will provide a better solution than the old.

I can attest that if you think you can discern what’s Old 66 and what isn’t by pavement appearance and direction, you’ll probably guess wrong. I only dabbled with small bits of it a couple of times, when it was handy. Despite having rudimentary documentation onboard, I frequently found myself thinking either, “I can’t believe this isn’t 66 right here, it looks right and makes sense”, or “I can’t believe this is Route 66!?! Narrow, flooded areas, zero shoulder, guardrails right at the pavement edge. This is a glorified cow trail. The directions must be wrong.” But they aren’t.

I suspect that many online Route 66 guides are winging it now and then, but it hardly matters. Nobody, not even me, is going to try to retrace every mile still available, backtracking down 20-mile stretches of unmarked dead ends over and over. Such a painstaking journey would take more months, fuel, patience and money than anyone has. Not to mention the difficulty of having to reverse direction in anything bigger than a car, since there are precious few dead ends with anywhere to turn around nearby. Still, driving a small piece of old 66 here and there is often a fascinating and fun exercise, if you’re in no rush to get somewhere.

Petrified Forest Arrival

Originally posted 12/3/2012

I didn’t mention in my previous post that the Painted Desert Visitor Center at the north end of the park did offer an orientation film about the park, but with time being limited, I passed. I was too excited about actually being at the park anyway. Having seen “stereoscopic” slides of a few petrified logs when I was a kid, I wanted to be inside it. I had expected my “America the Beautiful Interagency Lifetime Senior Pass” to let me through the gate at half price, but I had happily misunderstood the terms. I was admitted at no charge. Being a certified cheapskate, that did my heart good.

The road traversing the park was paved and in fine shape, with posted maximum speeds varying from 35-45 MPH, but towing the trailer over the uneven surface dictated lower speeds. Fortunately, traffic was almost nonexistent, so I wasn’t holding anyone up as I trundled along. Since I had a little time to spare, I couldn’t resist stopping at a few viewpoints or outlooks over the Painted Desert area.

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I found that the main road’s outlooks were complemented by several side roads along the way, which led to other viewing areas with distinctly different features. Even without stopping further, the vistas and geological features along the main road itself were awe-inspiring.

The park’s size and variety of features were much bigger than I had mentally pictured, and I realized that it would take me several days to see even the majority of what it offered. The park’s printed guide offered suggestions on what to see if you had one hour, several hours, half a day, and one day or more, but this seemed seriously out of sync with reality. Seriously. Even with a fast car, the stamina of youth, great physical condition and running shoes, there would be no way to gain any real appreciation of the park’s features in half a day.

This wasn’t something to go flying through, like a slideshow. It was to be savored for the experience itself. That became obvious right off the bat. The faster you’d go through it, the less you’d be able to appreciate what it is that you were looking at. You could check it off your bucket list, sure, but that’s about all you’d get out of it. In the rush, you wouldn’t really have seen or experienced it. That would be a shame and a waste, because what is here is nowhere else in the world.

It was time to move on and set up camp. Camping is not allowed inside the park, except for tenting out in the open wilderness areas where walking is the only access. My goal was to find a parking spot at the Crystal Forest Gift Shop, located just outside the South park entrance. When I arrived, the shop was closed, but a large “Free RV Camping” sign and a generous parking area with electrical hookup boxes made me feel less like I was clogging up some poor businessperson’s parking lot. Being a rank newbie with 26′ box behind me, I took my sweet time backing the travel trailer into a spot. I could afford to, since no one else was there and I had the whole thing to myself.

The house batteries were fully charged because of the day’s travel, and I cooked some dinner and settled in for the evening. I might be unable to recharge anything but the house batteries, and had no idea how long the water or waste tanks might hold out, but I was officially boondocking. And, electricity was available if the length of my stay would make it necessary. Or, so I thought.

Petrified Park Prelude

The first geological eye candy in New Mexico appears ahead.

The first geological eye candy in New Mexico appears ahead.

Originally posted 12/2/2012

On Monday afternoon, October 22nd, I was hell-bent on making it to the Petrified Forest National Park before it closed. Why? Nothing was on the GPS, since there are no towns or major roadway intersections nearby. Just an exit number. Old school. Miles-to-go and travel time unknown. I knew I’d have to get to my intended camping area, a gift store parking lot outside the park limits, by driving South through the park, a distance of some 28 miles at low speed. And that single path would be gated off at some uncertain time.

I’d spent an impressive, if not scenic, morning gaining more and more altitude as I worked my way westward. An endless round of stair-like hills posed no problem for the F-250’s twin turbos, but the price was a dismal average of 8-9 MPG. At last the climbing stopped, and the first inspiring scenery presented itself before me. After awhile, I answered a bladder call and pulled over at a rest stop along I-40. It was a puzzler, as a dirt road town a mile away presented a large cluster of small adobe houses with no apparent access to the highway. A row of abandoned wooden vendor shacks sat behind a wire fence right in front of me, along with a sign prohibiting vending. A sign marker identified the location as the Laguna tribe of American Indians.

An interesting town, but you can't get there from here!

An interesting town, but you can’t get there from here!

The sign pointed out the Spanish mission church of San Jose de la Laguna, built about 1706 by one Fray Antonio Miranda. Apparently made of adobe too, it had been repaired numerous times, the most recent being 1977. With claimed interior walls of whitewashed mud and a dirt floor, its ceiling is a herringbone pattern of finished wood.

From this distance, I could barely make it out despite its large size. I had only the wide 18-55 lens on my camera, and both my telephoto lens and my binoculars were packed away in the trailer.

Oh, I think I see the mission church at this point, revealed here just to left of center.

Oh, I think I see the mission church at this point, revealed here just to left of center.

The town struck me as impoverished, since it looked to have remained somewhat unchanged since the 1700s, and the citizen’s entrepreneurial spirit of outreach had apparently been dashed by The Man, in the form of the state’s Department of Transportation. It looked fascinating and I had an impulse to head over there, but there appeared to be no convenient way. The scale of its unpaved streets seemed to make the idea of hauling a 26′ trailer through them a bad one and, the clock was ticking.

The San Jose de la Laguna Mission rises above everything else.

The San Jose de la Laguna Mission rises above everything else.

Something in me wanted to go there, but it appeared to be an impulse whose time had not yet come. I pulled back onto the Interstate, and kept an eye out for a nearby interchange. Nope. There were a couple after some miles, both including casinos under huge white vinyl tents.

I pressed on with my old school navigation methods, and enjoying the mountain scenery. At last I crossed over into Arizona and kept an eye out for Exit 311. Lo and behold, it appeared and I took it. It was an access road to the Visitor Center at the North end of the Petrified Forest National Park. Some distance in was the parking lot for the building, and I got the oddest mini-thrill simply by catching first sight of the building itself. Regardless of when it may have been built, the architecture and signage were so “modernistic” 1950s-1970s that I could have seen exactly the same thing if I’d visited as a small child, and been impressed with how futuristic it appeared. Being so used to Illinois pavement, even its parking lot impressed me. Generously sized, smooth, and flawless, seemingly untouched since it was first laid down. It was the same aura that Disney World has. Sort of a contrived perfection that never really existed.

Super-cubic, with intersecting planes and big-glass, plus ultramodern signage, were very striking in their time. The contrast of planting something like this in a historic area made a statement that seemed to say, "You're in the right place. However desolate this place might be, we got it under control".

Super-cubic, with intersecting planes and big-glass, plus ultramodern signage, were very striking in their time. The contrast of planting something like this in a historic area made a statement that seemed to say, “You’re in the right place. However desolate this place might be, we got it under control”.

I parked and wandered into the Visitor Center, expecting displays or something to look at, and also hoping to see a clock to check the local time. There was a rack of brochures, and a uniformed lady behind a counter who seemed slightly confused as to why I had come in.

As it turned out, she was entirely correct. Apart from the small and equally historic Fred Harvey restaurant onsite, these were strictly administrative offices. What archives and artifacts they did have there were not open to viewing by baked out, mouth-breather yokels like me. All the tourista stuff was housing in the other end of the park. It would take most of an hour to traverse and exit the park at the other end. I had about an hour and a half before the steel gates would slide shut and the pistols be drawn. I climbed back into the mighty F-250 and headed for the entry gate, travel trailer in tow.

A Bikearound Day

Originally posted 11/15/2012

Last night I watched How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, one of the half-dozen musicals in existence that I feel is worth watching. I admit, being made in 1967, it bristles with sexist stereotyping. In it, all men are executives or clerks, and all women are either secretaries or gold-diggers. It certainly wasn’t crafted to reflect the realities of even that time mind you, but I don’t think it would have been made in ’77, and certainly not ’87! It was designed to parody its era, and the marked shift in popular culture since that time would make a later release date change its intended emphasis. But even viewed today, as a lampoon of Big Business and with its the over-the-top character portrayals, it sparkles with energy and fun.

On waking up today, I was surprised to see a heavily overcast sky. As of late last night, weather.com had predicted a sunny sky with clouds moving in at about noon. So, I checked accuweather.com, and they seemed to be more reality-based: overcast this morning, but largely clearing by noon. As of 3:30PM, they’re both partially right. It stayed overcast all day without any hint of a break. No surprise that the solar panels are still actively charging the house batteries, but voltage is up, and it simply means that the batteries won’t be nicely “finished off” with a true completed charge routine. Fine in the short run, but you wouldn’t want two straight weeks of it.

I decided to head for the lone pharmacy in town, a tiny back-end to the only medical clinic in town. I wanted to price out Read more…

The Professional’s Take

Originally posted 11/13/2012

I dropped by the local post office this morning and waited 20 minutes in line to ascertain why they had refused delivery of the UPS 3-Day Select controller package sent to me General Delivery, putting me considerable dollars down. I showed him the label from the same vendor that they had welcomed a week ago. Their official judgement: “I don’t know.” That they refused delivery doesn’t help me, but that they can’t even guess as to why they refused really doesn’t help. That leaves me nervous about playing a rinse-and-repeat once the package shows up back in Chelmsford, Mass. Whose to say that the next attempt may not bounce, too? Without a cause identified, I’ll be playing Russian roulette with another $45 plus lose another two weeks if I lose the gamble. I don’t care who you are – that’s a lot of money.

So, I went to the laundromat to ask the guy there if I could use their street address for delivery and spend the day there to intercept the UPS truck on the day that it is scheduled to show up. He said fine, but also suggested that I have it delivered UPS Will Call to their Customer Center in Blythe, CA, some 24 miles away. It’s a UPS distribution center that the package passed through on its go-around. They would hold it for my pickup, and the counter is open from just 9AM-10AM each weekday. Hmmm. I’ll talk to the controller vendor tomorrow, since the package will be back in their hands then.

I’m camped on a branch off the Old Yuma Road, which now runs through BLM land. It’s a rough gravel track that now runs about 5 miles before petering out. I find it morbidly fascinating, since there’s no slight hint of Read more…

How to Tell a Midwesterner

Originally posted 11/10/2012

The temperature reached a perfect 72 yesterday, and I decided I wanted a photo of the barbershop-in-a-trailer because photos make blog posts a lot easier to slog through. I was in my shorts and a T-shirt when I rode back with a camera for some snaps. A vendor parked next door was still there too, and the barber, Donna, looked at me and said, “You can always tell a visitor from the Midwest. It turns cold and they’re still wearing shorts!” Her neighbor cited his Midwestern heritage, “You know when it gets up to 38 in Michigan. Everybody’s out starting up their Harleys.”

Donna was wearing a jacket! Yet lest I accuse her of wimpishness, she also doesn’t leave Quartzsite until May or June, and returns no later than September. “It doesn’t get really hot until August,” she claimed. Cripes. I bet Read more…

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