Oh, It’s Just a Tattoo…
1. Mr. Atwood, can you take a moment to help Mrs. Farley select a paint color for her nursery?
2. No, I don’t care for soup today, thank you.
3. Boy, when I get a bad cold, everybody just avoids me!
4. Hey, I can babysit your daughter as well as anyone!
5. Well see, first, I read Moby Dick, and then I went to this vodka party…
6. You can see from my resume that I’m fully qualified. Can you tell me why I didn’t get the job?